“
Not dead yet” was a phrase that was part of a comic act here on TV… it’s that odd humour here in England.
If we meet we say:Who are you?
And this is what we answer
Fine thanks.In the pink.
- Feeling groovy.
Could be worse I suppose.
Think I’ve got that bug that’s going round the Food Bank
Still here…give is a wink
Still alive,apparently
I flunked.
I am in the theatre.Pass the needle,nurse.
I would have fallen over in front of a bus except the dog would miss me.Besides I am the driver
Not dead yet.Must try harder
Could be better at maths if she learned to read first
Why do you frisk?
Have we been i traduced?
You look vaguely familiar.Are we married?
I think I met you once on the Underground.
How unkind of you to ask.
Is that cat glued to your head or is it a transplant?
Do you come here frequently
How did you say you care?
Have we met or are you on TV? Did you see me?
I’ve booked a hotel in that place that’s been flooded.Bow wow wow are you?
I say,old boy.How nice you asked.I’m fine I just got married again..I I have a lot more news…..ah,well.I never liked him much really,the bastard.
Where have you been all my strife?
Do you know everyone leers?
Are you hiding anything? I can only see yout eyes.You seem to have three.
I can see gold lights all over the place.Is it Xmas?

