Where are your tonsils?

I said, show me your pencils, not where are your tonsils.
I said your dinner is ready, not  you’re a sinner already
I said, I have no honey, not give me your money.
I said,I’m not afraid. not I’m Dr Freud
I said,I love your dear profile not  buy me a new mobile.
I said, what time is supper, not I hate your kippers
I said, I’ll make some hot toast not  where is the post.
I said, are we still married not  I hate Hubert Parry
The lark was  ascending ,I did not mention ending
Where is the humour  when we listen to rumours?