Who is Putin?

By Katherine

What is the capital of France?
F.
Who is Putin?
It isn’t me.
Why is the Pope a man?
Because he has a male organ.

Why  did  the Greeks have slaves?
Because they were unable to have children

Why did Kings have concubines?
Because they were constipated

Why do we wash our clothes?
Because we have   washing machines

Why do we  like  our clothes ironed?
To please our wives who love to do it.

Why do we dust our  furniture?
Pass.

Why do we eat?
To  use our teeth.

Why do we sing hymns?
To annoy agnostics.

Why do  we sleep?
Because we have read all the books in the house.