What a coma

She said he was in an inverted coma all last week.
Doctor, where is my semi-colon?
Are you pro nouns  in verse?
The traffic came to a full stop in St Giles.Except  for me.I rode a bicycle into a stationary policeman.So remember, don’t ignore any full stop.
Are there any question marks hanging over my head?
Jargon is language more complex than what is needed.Circumlocution is Anglo Saxon then?
She is sympathetic  to wit and tyranny.
I don’t know much about para-graphing.Is it paranormal?
What format is the best for bad writers?
Where do they keep  their eyeballs before they  roll them?
Can I see you  for a meal? You can see me raw!