Do not blah blah women anymore

Thinkings and poems 1 Minute

photo0152Do not warm your cold hands in this microwave
Do not put your head into this fridge.
Do not iron  these  knickers while you are wearing them
Do not iron food with this new device.
Do not lie in this  bed  to any woman,man or carnivore.
Do not iron while inebriated or high
Do not swear in front of this electric poker.
Do not use women with malice

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Published by Katherine

Poetry writer and author

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2 thoughts on “Do not blah blah women anymore”

  1. Very nice, Katherine. Great rhythm moving to that last great line. Clever, and though funny, still heart-felt, I think.
    Best wishes,
    David.
    You should read my curent post, I think youwould like it.

    1. Thanks,David.Very kind of you to comment.I shall visit your blog asap.I’ve seen clothes labelled, do not iron this while wearing it.Strange how we do dangerous things though ironing is not so usual now.

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