Why not eat in?

1.

Soup of the fray
Jellied heels
Vice on toast
Roman numerals in ice
Mixed  leftover vegetables with  free green mould

2.
Grass green chicken with chips and baked cream
Beef in butter with red eyed bean  in potatoes
Curried toad  with pasta and  wholemeal bread
Macaroni , fleas and sauce with home made dread.

3.
Diabetic ice cream and insulin
Gooseberry tarts with insulted maidens
Custard creams with  vengeance of fruit over-ripe  but not rusty
Very rude blue cheese and no biscuits either
And  finally

make your own pudding from anything in the fridge,except sausages [raw]