1.
Soup of the fray
Jellied heels
Vice on toast
Roman numerals in ice
Mixed leftover vegetables with free green mould
2.
Grass green chicken with chips and baked cream
Beef in butter with red eyed bean in potatoes
Curried toad with pasta and wholemeal bread
Macaroni , fleas and sauce with home made dread.
3.
Diabetic ice cream and insulin
Gooseberry tarts with insulted maidens
Custard creams with vengeance of fruit over-ripe but not rusty
Very rude blue cheese and no biscuits either
And finally
make your own pudding from anything in the fridge,except sausages [raw]

