Too clean

I was tailing a pest again.Join the police and  get paid for stalking.

He said he was going birdwatching in Snowdonia.I didn’t know eagles bit men.

I unrolled a stone of Andrex
Then I suffocated but got the kiss of life.
From a policeman.He is now my husband

Never be tasty if you are near a lake.Mosquitos will wallow on you.

We had real toad in the hole in France.No wonder toads are always hiding

Can you drive men mad? No,I can talk them out of it.Besides I have no licence.

Do you need a licence to kill? To kill whom, Boris Nonsense?

Feel free to do whatever you like.
Alright, but I think I’ll go into the bathroom.
Why?
I want to  put some antiperspirant on.
But why?
I am going to clean the entire house.
Will it matter if you sweat?
You tell me.
Well, after that you’ll have to wash your hair
Why?
To stop me making love.
That would be hard while I am washing my hair.
So, why not buy a wig?
Buy  one!
Nothing is free in life
Except life.
Women are too clean.
Women are to clean…….