We want someone to talk to

On Quora someone’s asking for advice
Can they wear thigh high boots and  few clothes
Their grammar is   too insubordinate
As house flies  on your  cake make icing late

Are there rules for  everything we do?
Can I wear tomatoes  on my shoe?
Must I wear my  dressing gown in bed?
Could I wear the eiderdown instead?

Then morals clutch and ethics give us strain
As we kiss our dearest husband ‘s counterpane
Should I  apologise for drinking tea?
Is there still  a dyke on Zuiderzee?

Why should we believe what we read there?
Or come to think, not there but anywhere?
We want some one to talk to,  it is true
Why not tell a tiger in the Zoo?