My neighbours are so kind they share their dogs
They let them run quite free into my house
They blame me when the dogs escape
Or when they swim in dirty lakes
Or frighten cows
The neighbour on the other side is cute
He cuts bits of my trees and throws them out
He threw a big pile over t’ fence
I can see through one eye lens
Fly tipping lout!
So here I am trapped in between these saints
I am grateful for the topics they have lent
I shall not hate them nor despise
But neither will I close my eyes
It takes all sorts
How my heart sings 