I went into a coffee shop and the waitress said,
Are you still here?
I looked round all the tables and I couldn’t see myself
So I said,No!
I went to the public library and the assistant said
What are you reading now?
So I said,I’m not.
I went to church and the priest said
How are you?
I said, I wonder myself what my mother did.
I bought a book on Amazon.
It’s not PC.
I wrote it myself.
I went to work and then remembered I have no job
I was making jam in Essex
Tiptree,it is called.
How did I get here,I asked myself
So far there is no reply
How my heart sings 