English irony

I went to the  hospital for a check up and it was full of immigrants
The consultant was Greek
The nurse who did punch biopsies was from Mozambique.That’s not even  in the EU
The man pushing wheelchairs was from Jamaica.
The  junior doctor was German.Why she might have been  a descendant of Hitler.
Then I got on  the bus and the driver was  Indian
I didn’t  even know Indians could drive
When I got off the bus I met a  man with a dog.
The dog was Chinese!
Why don’t people have English dogs like rottweilers and alsations or even border collies and greyhounds?
They have buses for greyhounds in the USA.Can’t they walk?
I thought that was why people had dogs… to walk them.
How about buses for Siamese cats?
Now, there’s an idea