In a household large live twelve live beings
Six are human, six are cats and dogs
So in my garden now what am I seeing?
Death to hedgehogs, worms and tiny frogs
The Chinese dogs so strong and buoyant roam
Across my garden where they seek my touch
Alas they don’t respond to , please go home
As my garden is so deep and rich
Apparently it is my fault that they get in
I should erect new fence or build a wall
I’d better suit St Bernard’s from Berlin
I wonder if three metres high ends brawls?
The fence is not accessible to me
If I should die please tell the BBC
How my heart sings 