I love eating ices on the pier
If the weather is as hot as Mars
I watch cats and look for any near
If the weather is as hot as Mars
I watch cats and look for any near
I love eating burgers as I leer
Eating cookies; hanging out in bars
I love eating ices on the pier
I am a hazard judged severe
I do somersaults in front of cars
I do somersaults in front of cars
I watch cats and look for any near
Yet I go to church and God revere
I love English lessons where we parse
I love English lessons where we parse
I love eating chips on Southend pier
I hope when I am judged I will appear
Pure as golden nuggets are in Wars
Pure as golden nuggets are in Wars
I watch cats and look for one round here
I wear no sunscreen,I just smoke cigars
The King has had me labelled as bizarre
The King has had me labelled as bizarre
I love eating ices on the pier
I watch cats and men and any seers
How my heart sings 