Trial and horror
No other person in the land
Has got a sense of humour
I send you this elastic band
To play with when you’re gloomier
I send this card to show I care
I love you sweetest when you’r bare
Yet you have got a wardrobe filled
Not with lovers you have killed
No, you have such taste sublime
The nighties in there are divine
Thank you for the forty years
Making breakfast when you’re bare
Thank you for your saving grace
We’ve got money, undebased.
I love you second to my cat
What will you say when you read that?
I love men and I love cats
How to choose? Don’t answer that
Like Jerusalem of gold and age,
With your beauty I’m engaged
Let me worship by your Wall
Facebook lovers are appalled
How my heart sings 