What [not] to say to a bank robber

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What to say to a bank robber:
Lay off and get a real job
I love your gun.Where did you buy it?
Can you lend me 5 pounds from what you took?
Where did you buy those jeans, they are just what I want?
Have you got time for a coffee? I like that cafe in Golden Lane.
Thank you for being so articulate
My mother had an accent just like yours.I feel good listening to you
If your debit card won’t work,phone the provider.
Would you like a glass of wine?
Have you ever thought of studying as a mature student to get more qualification?
Could you give  me a bit of the money back or my boyfriend will kill me if I tell him I have none
You remind me of  Paul Newman in High Noon
Do you come here often?
Do you wash your hair every day?It looks good