Poetry, I think, intensifies the reader’s experience. If it’s a humorous facet of the story, poetry makes it more exuberant. If it’s a sad facet, poetry can make it more poignant.Read more at http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/keywords/humorous.html#DhGxIoZ7uJkpjkLP.99
Day: August 10, 2018
What [not] to say to a bank robber
What to say to a bank robber:
Lay off and get a real job
I love your gun.Where did you buy it?
Can you lend me 5 pounds from what you took?
Where did you buy those jeans, they are just what I want?
Have you got time for a coffee? I like that cafe in Golden Lane.
Thank you for being so articulate
My mother had an accent just like yours.I feel good listening to you
If your debit card won’t work,phone the provider.
Would you like a glass of wine?
Have you ever thought of studying as a mature student to get more qualification?
Could you give me a bit of the money back or my boyfriend will kill me if I tell him I have none
You remind me of Paul Newman in High Noon
Do you come here often?
Do you wash your hair every day?It looks good
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Read E books without a kindle or nook
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“Read e-Books in Your Browser
Although some may be averse to reading books on the computer, this is a great option for reading ebooks.
Google’s Internet browser, Chrome, offers apps that you can download for free and access directly from the browser. (Other browsers may also support ebook reading).
Google Play Books and the Nook Reading App are two apps available on Chrome. These apps access e-books and allow you to read them directly in the browser. Readers only need an account with Barnes and Noble or Google to read books using the browser apps. An ereader is not required.
For both apps, simply search the Chrome Web Store for the app and install it. Again, once you’ve downloaded a book, read it in Chrome.
Readers can also access the Kindle Cloud Reader on their browser; it’s a website that syncs with your Amazon account and showcases your ebook library. Because it is a website it works on every browser. You can start using it by visiting https://read.amazon.com/. Readers can “download” Kindle ebooks they’ve purchased and start reading”
How my heart sings 