I said , here is the lemon mousse.
Just what I need to rub out my pencil marks
Here is the Vindaloo!
Can’t I use the toilet?
I roasted the potatoes
So it wasn’t just me!
The dinner is hot
How about you?
I’m still cold
The meat is well browned now
That’s racist
Alright, it’s black.
You idiot!
The sprouts taste like strawberries
I wondered where they had gone.
I’ve lost the shopping.
It’s in the kitchen
And I lost my dress
Mmm come over here.
Why are you licking my head?
To see if I need to put salt on you.
It’s sweet and sour chicken
Chinese?
Do they export chickens?
Dead right!
I saw a bull in Dublin
Ireland’s green and pleasant land
There was a bullfight
I blame the EU.
Why,is it compulsory?
No, but Boris Johnson seems to be.
Put him in the ring!
A matador is hard to find
I’ll take a pot shot.
But is it British?
How my heart speaks 