Lemon mousse that tasted amd looked like rubber but was eaten by the guests anyway[Error in recipe]
A joint of spiced beef meant to last for the weekend was consumed on Friday by two visitors
A mock turtle soup made of marmite could have killed someone on antidepressants
A plum tart caused a guest to have a temper tantrum as she was on a diet [I was 2 stone underweight and never had known about being on diets]
A beef vindaloo meant to feed 3 or 4 people shrank so much owing to vinegar it was only enough for one person
Banana icecream would not thaw enough to be edible before the guests left
A man friend had a row with his wife as he said she should make apple mousse like I did plus I had knitted my own jumper and she could not knit [Don’t do this please’]
Someone was very rude when I used carnation milk in a pudding [ and green jelly from a packet]We never saw her again, thank the Lord.
My hair set of fire when I opened the oven door to get the meat out to serve{Still have a gas cooker, why?]
I dropped a gammon joint after getting it out of the oven,washed and dried it and said nothing!
My mother in law complained all the time she was here that I did not take her into the West End, see all the shops and get home to make her a hot dinner by 1 pm[.If I had stayed up all night maybe I could have]We lived 12 miles from the West End
So always have enough food and more
Check gelatine amounts carefully
Never make anything with pastry in it
Have gas cookers serviced
Carnation milk is a moot point
Don’t attack your partner when eating with friends as it makes YOU look bad
Remember it’s tough to please your mother in law
Don’t make your own icecream
Keep a sense of humour
Why not meet people out in cafe or pub instead of cooking all day?
How my heart sings 
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Wow what an interesting post, the one with the husband telling her wife to cook mousse like you was funny, my mother gets jealous if my dad says that something he ate made by other than my mom was more delicious. Could relate to some, once we burnt the food we made for the guests. And i hope you didnt get hurt when your hair lit on fire.
No, my hair was mostly ok!It was long then.I can still remember trying to eat that rubber mousse!!
Glad that your hair was fine. Yeah i can relate to eating rubbery food too.