I wondered if I were a cannibal
Could I eat my neighbour not a cow
As long as she was roasted really well?
With the army led by Hannibal
The Alps were crossed despite the ice and snow
I wondered if they ate an animal
Sheep and goats will often wear a bell
They ring melodiously as up the hill they go
As long as they are treated really well
I guess I’d be dessert in caramel
Eaten up with cream till overflow
I wonder if there still are cannibals
Oh, dear reader,I may say farewell
I need to see the oven is restored
So it roasts potatoes really well
At least consuming humans is no bore
As long as they like dwelling by a flower
I wondered if, were I a cannibal,
Could I love my neighbour very well?
