No-one can tell

I lost my gender and my sex as well
Flying back from Glasgow on a plane
How I  fell in love,no-one shall tell

I saw   his eyes were shining like fire balls
But  much of him  is hidden, yet remains
I lost the bull, the cow, my  flocks as well

His collar was emblazoned with  cats’ tails
His trousers were  dark green and full of stains
How I  fell in love,no-one can tell

I  told him his two ears were like sea shells
To see him was enough to  cure migraines
I wish to wander and my stick is well

I worship him with love perpetual
To hear him speak is gladness unrestrained
How I   grew so happy, I done well

When we’re loved, we  humans feel no shame
If we’re hated, who shall take the blame?
I  grew so  wise I was a doctor’s  belle
How to  pass in love, I wonder still.