You can’t buy them,you can commit them.

My husband  lies in bed all day
Well,he is on the night shift at the coal mine!
That’s what they all say
Why,how many have you got?
How many what?
Is that English?
What, not to know how many husbands you have?
No, the syntax.
They tax everything now.How much is a sin?
You can’t buy them,you can commit them.
Into a  psychiatric institute?
You need a doctor.
Am I ill?
No, but  your sins are.
That’s the most ridiculous thing I’ve never heard.