Made from a watercolour painting using digital software~By Katherine
Died after eating my Carbonnade of Beef.Verdict: Sad but unsurprising
Got a steak knife in his eye then fell into the dustbin.Verdict:Silly
Fell out of my wife’s bed.Verdict:Womanised till his heart wore out.Sensible
Killed by me.Verdict:Human error
Died while slicing bread with a carving knife.Verdict: no logic
Drank my urine sample.Verdict:Proved I have an infection
Fell off the roof.Verdict:common assault by the pavement
Got a vibrator stuck in his nose.Verdict:Sexually inadequate
Fell over a suitcase onto the rail tracks.Verdict: train came early.Inevitable
Got too hot and dived into the Humber: Bad memory…. he could not swim
Fell of Flamborough Head,Verdict: Not from Yorkshire, hence stupid
Fell off Micklegate Bar:Verdict:Vain
Dived into the Ouse.Verdict: Blind drunk and ignorant of the laws of nature
Ashamed of wetting his trousers.Verdict:Insufficient reason for suicide.Murder by persons unknown
Fell out the window.Verdict:Not sure why,
How my heart sings 