My husband again

My husband likes to read the Guardian
Why?
What else could he do with it?

My husband likes parrots
Boiled or roasted?
What do you think?
I never do.

My husband likes keeping accounts
Don’t you get a bank statement?
Not about what I do at night

My husband is in the loft
Why?
He thinks he might ascend into heaven

Does your husband comb his hair?
I can’t tell.
Is it secret?
No,it makes no difference what he does.
Surely he should clean it?
I’d do it in the washing machine but it won’t come off his head