Annually

My wife is a good cook
That meal was awful
I felt awed too.

My wife sleeps on the mirror
What do you sleep on?
The looking glass.

My wife  has a bath
Do you?
No, we’re legally separated.

My wife likes apples
That’s quite normal
That’s what Adam thought

My wife spent 5 years in the science library
What were you doing?
Feeding the baby
For five years?
It wasn’t the same baby
How come?
She gave birth, of course
Pity she’s not an ameoba
I would have missed the annual mating
Where did you do that?
Where do you think!
Is there a bed?
Where?