Day: January 4, 2018

Or send me an octave

I went to a Salon
They cut off my hair
I saw it was raining
As I ran away

If you still love me
Send me a note
Or send me an octave
For I love men’ who smoke

If you are jealous
It’s not my affair
We never married
Unless we  in a lair

Give me your money
Give me your clothes
I’ll be your banker
And hear all your woes

The News  drives us crazy
But it gives us a thrill
It’s free and it’s cheaper
Than swallowing a pill

When Harry gets married
He will wear a suit
We will be happy
And wait for his fruit

Meghan is lovely
Pray for a child
If it is black
It will cause no surprise

Perhaps Fergie’s daughter
Will marry a Jew
They are not Christians
So Jesus ain’t too.

Then her dear sister
A Muslim will wed
So for a long time
They will all be in bed.

That’s why it’s better
To marry at night
You can be bedded
Before it gets light

 

 

 

 

Hit the bed

Helleborus_EricSmithii2018.jpgHumour usually helps us,It helps physical illness,tension,depression,stress.It helps people to forgive each other and it helps our minds to function better,There are lots of books with collections of humour from different sources, different people and different cultures even religions.You can also get good sources from the internet if you want to save money.
Then,think about games we played as children.They were often funny although children can be cruel.Why not make up some jokes yourself as a kind of game.That can be more beneficial than just reading them.Writing also helps when we are ng online.On Penzu you can share too if you wish.
I find my own humour makes me laugh even though I made it up myself
Scientific humour
When you are courting a  handsome man an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That’s relativity.
Alberta MacEinstein [Ms]
When you are making her tea with parboiled water, remember that she might empty the pot on you and then where would you be?
That’s uncertainty.
Wendy Heisenberg.{Dr}
I was raised as a Catholic,taught always to commit at least one sin prior to Confession,never to eat before taking Communion and especially never to Confess before or after eating left over Communion wafers whilst having sex with a rubber man.
Pope Jane 1
A minute reading some blogs seems like it’s been raining for a year, and a minute reading a naughty joke makes women wet themselves in seconds.
That’s uncommon sense
Tea Leafe.[Mrs]
A man and a woman make love.Then there are three.That’s family life.

They say using your hands is good for you so I hit the bed with a stick and ten mice ran out and asked for asylum.They  already spoke English and knew who Meghan Markle is so I reckon they are British.

7 am

It was dark this morning when I opened my eyes
Seemed like the trees were coming to get me
They hit the windows of that empty house
Showing me what they could do.
Storm warnings erupt from  newspapers
Like firecrackers
I gave away my raincoat
It’s been raining ever since
Though no Rabbi here  prayed for it
Palestine is burning
They need more than rainwater.
More than a Flood
The Tsunami might be almost there
I was glad it was 7 am
It’s raining

Hard to write?

 

 

12400882_652413144898567_4705160818866933056_nhttps://www.poetryfoundation.org/poetrymagazine/articles/69120/why-is-the-great-american-poem-so-hard-to-write

Extract

Poets are persons aware of aloneness and competent to speak in the space of solitude—who, by speaking alone, make possible for themselves and others the being of persons, in which all the value of the human world is found.

This belief in “the being of persons” is so unfashionable it’s almost refreshing. But if Graham’s speaker is too incoherent, Grossman’s is all too coherent, the voice of someone who—having long ago decided that he’s a poet—apparently feels no need to revise awful proclamations like this one, from “The Famished Dead”:

Now look! That other shadow is Pat, my
old nurse.
She had no body even then. She wore what
nurses wore instead of bodies in those days.
That’s why her being dead now makes no difference
to me. What’s important is still her body.
“Take it off, Pat.
Instead of breasts to suck, you wore two pins.
Instead of a cunt, God knows what you had there.”

There are humanists, and then there are hams. Grossman, here, isn’t after the choppily well-separated thing, the self-contained poem. Rather, he’s a good example of those contemporary poets who, to borrow Paglia’s words, “treat their poems like meandering diary entries and craft them for effect in live readings rather than on the page.” Certainly, Grossman’s use of exclamation points, italics, and lurid words makes his work ready made for the podium.

Of course, whether Grossman actually reads Descartes’ Loneliness at live readings is beside the point; throughout the book, the speaker, frequently referred to as “Allen,” booms his voice outward as if the reader’s skull was an auditorium. He begins one piece with the proclamation, “O Kid!” Another one starts with “Look!” Here’s a megaphone of a stanza, from “The Invention of Night”:

Song is extreme work. Help me, river sister!
It’s getting dark. Hey, sweet water! Flow fresh
through ocean’s salt. Give me some words for him
I love, so he can give words to someone else.
Start love’s gift once more:—WORDS FOR
ANOTHER.
So everybody will have something to give someone.
If not, I’ll drown you in oceans of salt tears.
Then you’ll be indistinguishable from tears.
This is Arcadia.

Expensive life

11165327_652321328241082_7567875285690634624_nI read the Guardian and the Independent.I looked at the Fashion pages where I found I needed
.Special pyjamas for Xmas
A new dress and shoes for Xmas
Guidance on how to dress fashionably in January while keeping warm
To know that clear plastic is the thing for Spring
What to wear at parties? What parties?

If I got what they recommended ,I’d be £1000 in debt

I know how to survive January in style. :a long wool coat because down coats are too hot inside shops
A scarf which I made myself
Boots or shoes.
A warm nightdress and an electric blanket
For Xmas I have  clothes in my wardrobe already.I won’t buy a dress.The heating would need to be higher.I can’t afford that.

Blackcap2014
I expect they run these articles to get advertisements.