Waiter,what’s this fly doing in my soup?

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It’s  a bit of extra protein we give free with all our meals
What makes you think it’s doing something?It might  just be  “being”
If you don’t like that particular fly we have 100 more in the kitchen.
It’s not your soup.You’ve not paid the bill yet.
Shall I get a female one so they can mate?
It doesn’t look like it could compete in the Olympics.
Why ,sir, you ask a lot of questions.Have you ever thought of writing for the newspapers?
Don’t worry.It’s free.

I am tired of people asking that.Look it up on google
If it gets inside you it will make you feel like a new man.Or woman
I wish I were so lucky.I never have time to eat any soup.
It must like your smile.
It will drown soon.Push it under with your spoon.
Well  at least it’s not asking questions
It thought you were lonely.
It’s stuck at the oral stage of Kleinian development and so are you.
At least there’s only one.
We also have them in the carbonnade of beef.And the cottage pie.And the jam sponge pudding with real Bird’s custard.Like that for afters?