I’m an immigrant and I’m ok

I’m an immigrant and I’m ok
My mother was  Dutch and my dad was Gay
I play on the nerves of the Anglo-sacks
My dad was black  Irish and he slept on the coat rack

I’m an immigrant and I am great
I’m so  damned intelligent God made me my own mate
I ‘m a doctor in  the hospital and I heal the British folk
But they think I’m the devil,  so they look out for the smoke

I’m an immigrant, you’re an invader
Daddy was an Eskimo and he got paid in lieu
You came from Normandy and spoke to us in French
But now I am the Judge and  I ‘ll order us  some lunch

I’m an immigrant and I’m ok
My husband went before me so he tells me the way
He’s a Jew from Teesside  and you should hear them speak
I  could never understand it as Hebrew’s  worse than Greek

I’m an immigrant as I have crossed the Alps
Hannibal made history with his elephants
If he was my grandad, will you export me?
I’d rather have a biscuit and make us all some tea