I’ve had a really busy day, today
I planned my funeral, not the date,  I say!
If I’m cremated I’ll have Joan of Arc
If I’m  buried, let them play The Lark
I emptied all the drawers in my desk
I’ve not made a will, eternal pest!
I found five  stick deodorants unused
There was  the intention to be rude
To smell like a real woman does when nude.
A lot of artist’s rubbers and a fuse
There was soap and there were ear plugs in a case
Half a biscuit which I’m pleased to say I ate.
No envelopes  and only a few pens
No spectacles but I found one  single lens
Some ibuprofen and  a box of tapes
The drawer was overflowing till it ached
I put all these things into a box
I’ll have to scrub the drawers  out with Lux
Naturally, I  left stuff on my  only bed
I wish I’d put it all into the shed
I go upstairs and see the Lord  has fled
Just what the writer ordered for the dead.
Stay in tune and he will contact you
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