The phone

I’ve got my landline on ” Do not disturb” but on reflection, I see it is cheaper not to have one at all.
Wasn’t it great going on holiday years agi with no post, no phones ringing and no-one asking you for favours? Now they can email  and text you all the time
I got  a message on my answer phone

Ahhh,uhhh,grrhhhh, cough, cough, vlah, blah,eff off, is that you Lord?Aaaah,uhhhhh,ohhhh.I did not sin after Mass.Ohhhh,grtoooom bum,la la kaaaa,bang.

That is interesting.Am I God or what?