How to come over better at work..for women…..what rubbish

Apparently standing up straight does more for you than going to Cambridge
Looking slim is better than 5 A*’s at A level.What are women for?
Being beautiful is great for career acceleration into the lap of some mad  dominating mogul.Carry some tailors’  pins and practice elbowing men in the groin with a rubber male doll.Try to look menacing now and then
Making eye contact is an error as men thin you are coming on to them but if you don’t they will say you are autistic.If you are autistic it’s big advantage should you wish to become a mathematician.We are nearly all autistic… just mildly, of course.Getting obsessed with Fermat’s Last theorem is more fun than gambling  or getting drunk
Getting obsessed with yourself is not so good.Get obsessed about infinity and the fact there are different orders of infinity,Make sure you tell your lover  about aleph null and aleph one while they are caressing you on the sofa while you watch Henning Mankel’s latest TV film.Who wants to watch TV
Carry a tennis racket to “accidentally” hit men  or omen who violate your boundaries.Or a heavy handbag full of pens and keys is often useful.
Tell  men you don’t remove your tampon so they can suck your blood.Why don’t they do it like vampires? God,I’ve never heard of such absolutely dreadful things until Weinstein got into trouble.What next? I don’t want to got there
Do men want to suck our blood because they are anaemic? Have you ever heard such things before?
I think I might be a lesbian now.I  am a lapsed heterosexual.