Take your tablet,for example

This person keeps saying she wants to commit suicide.So I said to her, first you need to buy a Tablet

Will one be enough, she asked in surprise?

Yes,buy a Kindle Fire Refurbished

She said, what does refurbished mean?

So I said,someone has used it but Amazon have cleaned it up

She said, you expect me to take a tablet someone else has already used? I might catch a bug from it.How did Amazon get hold of it?

I expect the relatives sent it back!

Good grief,how many people can one tablet kill?

I said, wait till you see it and then you’ll get to learn a lot of different things

I don’t want to learn anything.

But you asked me how to commit suicide

I just don’t believe one will be enough

Ask for the 10 inch one

It won’t go down my throat.I will choke

There you are, you’ve found your own solution

I think I’ll stay alive.

Tablets, love them, hate them but never mate with the,