I got married and my husband had never changed a light bulb but neither of us changed our minds
I got married so that it would be legal to iron a man’s underpants weekly.
I got married so I could pick cake crumbs out of the carpet as free exercise.
I only got married for sex as the forbidden would be a duty then.Still, it felt very sinful so that was ok.
I was so shy, my husband thought I was dumb until I cried,
Do it again,Sam.
Alas, he is called John.
Still, I was a very technical virgin who loved pulling the gas stove to pieces to see how it worked.One day I shall mend it but for now we live on fish and chips.
When you think about it,getting to know the opposite sex is very dangerous.
Getting to know anybody is dangerous but women don’t usually rape you while you are drunk or while you are sober either.Still ,worse than rape is emotional betrayal or spiritual invasion.
Not getting to know anyone will make us very isolated so on balance, get friend, lovers and partners as and when it is possible
The only safe way to live is to commit suicide then no-one can hurt you anymore.Is there a logical error there somewhere?
I think, take a cat or two to bed, have a baby by the usual or by artificial means and have hundreds of friends.Why limit yourself? I do and look where it’s got me.Nowhere
How my heart sings 
No wonder sex still felt very sinful. You do realise that marriage is the point when people change from a healthy sexual relationship to sleeping with a relative.
So I’ve been told.It deters some from ever doing it again until after divorce!Still it’s all relative