How to lose friends and uninterest people

1.Become  even more self centred and never listen to a person who is talking to you
2.Never have a shower or bath,Do not change your clothes  more than once a week.
3.Make your bed with dirty sheets and scatter used  tissues on the floor.Have pillows  with no  cases,
4 Never remember a  person’s name
5.Shudder if a potential  lover holds your hand
6.Boast as much as possible.
7.Argue about Brexit.
8.If people are atheists tell them  they are damned and if they are religious attack them as naive and evil killers.
9 Talk admiringly of Trump all day
10.Say Cain was right to kill Abel.
11.Keep going to the loo so much that nobody else can go
12 Get drunk and be sick on the carpet