I was so kind I let sharks bite my legs
I let the swordfish cut my skin
I let my cats hunt for clothes pegs
I gave help to all who had begged
But one of them sat down in my bin
I was so kind I let sharks bite my legs.
I made myself walk over eggs
And paid children to bring me old tin
I let my cats play with clothes pegs.
A man told me he wished I were dead
I decided to live without him
I was so kind I let sharks bite my legs.
My heart felt like a pellet of lead
So I kicked this man on both his shins
I let my cats play with clothes pegs.
I will put out the cruel in my bin
And let God decide if they sinned
I was so kind I gave sharks scrambled eggs
I let my cats dance with clothes pegs
