Toilet is a word that’s still non U.
So think of this and ask where is the loo?
For we must not slip down the pole and freeze
Nor be betrayed by knocking of the knees.
Your children go to Uni, you’re a prole
And semester’s a nakedly home goal
Do not let the guests sit in your lounge
Nor ever use settees when feeling proud.
We called it the couch but we were down
Among the miners, wrong side of the town
Never eat your dinner at midday
Never hold a rosary as you pray.
Do not mention semesters again
Former polytechnics use that name.
And if your son’s at Uni, call it U;
For Uni is apparently non -U.
Remember always gay means queer as well
Keep your nerve you may need it in Hell,
