It’s your own fault

A man was murdered while walking down the High Street.Police say it is his own fault  as he looked like Jimmy Saville.
A woman was raped behind the Post Office.Police said she is so attractive they blamed her for the attack.
A  man who was taking photos up women’s skirt was not punished.The judge said women should wear trousers  while  out of the house
A boy using a Windows phone was beaten up by a gang.The police say he should have known they only want iPhones and asked his Dad to get him one.He said they are living on Benefits and can’t afford one.The police blamed him for not being a coal miner anymore.
A man who put a cat into his washing  machine got a 5 year sentence for cruelty