The kindly burglars knocked down my nice wall
They said they did it to prevent the Fall
What could I do to repay
Such actions that need never have been made?
They were fallen, had eyes like the dead
As if they carried backpacks filled with lead.
I gave some drinks while others went upstairs
To see what women keep inside their lairs.
As my clothes seemed piled in jumbled heaps
The very sight gave these thieves’ hearts a leap
Underneath the surface all was neat
Except for towels all mingled with red sheets
I have no diamond ring or even pearls
No emeralds green sit on my large armchair
They realised they would find nothing here
Except for many bottles of brown beer.
Remember that the Fall has taken place
So ugly hearts may seek your sweet embrace
