For sale

1.Inflatable duvet suitable for covering uncountably many non-algebraic numbers of people.
2.Cover for inflatable duvet washable in infinite large washing machine at 30 degrees{Oxon}
3.Bed big enough for uncountably many unaccountable people with degrees of little use.
4 Very long,unmeasurable bolster with pure silk cover.Dry clean only.
5.Chastity belts for uncountably many large and small paradoxical ladies
6 Bromides in infinitely many doses [Aleph null] for all men who have not got diabetes.
7 An infinitely, uncountably large number of glucose meters and pins to prick your finger and check your blood sugar
8.A teapot which boils using the body heat of an infinite number of men and women while they make love.
9 A huge number of china mugs [ not even tried counting]
10 Fridge with an ininitely large bottle of milk in it plus tea bags of same order of magnitude.
11.Aleph one boxes of silver teaspoons.Free to first persone who understands the meaning of life.