1.Inflatable duvet suitable for covering uncountably many non-algebraic numbers of people.
2.Cover for inflatable duvet washable in infinite large washing machine at 30 degrees{Oxon}
3.Bed big enough for uncountably many unaccountable people with degrees of little use.
4 Very long,unmeasurable bolster with pure silk cover.Dry clean only.
5.Chastity belts for uncountably many large and small paradoxical ladies
6 Bromides in infinitely many doses [Aleph null] for all men who have not got diabetes.
7 An infinitely, uncountably large number of glucose meters and pins to prick your finger and check your blood sugar
8.A teapot which boils using the body heat of an infinite number of men and women while they make love.
9 A huge number of china mugs [ not even tried counting]
10 Fridge with an ininitely large bottle of milk in it plus tea bags of same order of magnitude.
11.Aleph one boxes of silver teaspoons.Free to first persone who understands the meaning of life.

The sun owns us, it made the acers bright.
We flaunted a beech tree, a small bonsai
How I love the play, a tragedy, oh, quite.

 

When I croaked today I saw the light!
I dream of nothing and I rarely wonder why.
The gambling verbs have made the poets trite
.

Gone is winter with its widow’s might
Off, grey rod and take your Grecian pi.
How I love aught held with feigned delight

I saw a child write with her ink so white
I said, the paper’s black.do you know why?
The golden apple’s foreign, make it cry

My husband’s gone to bed, he’s dynamite.
Except he falls asleep when I pass by
My broad elastic band snaps in delight

I am Jesus, I am foreign.I’m not white
I may seem dead but I am God’s own spy
The silver swan’s song had a bitter note

Would a Wittgenstein interpret lies?
Will my nightie be ok if I should die?
The sun scents hours, we smile at cows so white.
How I love these sheep with green and golden eyes.

 

 

 

If you are happy to wear strange colours that most of us are not then  the Sales will satisfy your lust for clothes of high quality

1.Buy a wool coat for only £79 from a top make.Why?
Because it is ORANGE!
1b.Enter an old-fashioned religious order
2.Buy one ball of mohair and knit yourself a hat.Don’t  make it red or it will CLASH with the orange coat.
3.Knit yourself a Mobius strip neck warmer in merino wool.I invented it but now it’s in fashion
4 Wear men’s woollen vests–  a good reason to get married.Check the vest first before you  get married
5.Wear two of everything if you are thin enough not to appear  gigantic
2 Vests, 2 pairs pants.2 prs tights, etc. BUT Not 2 pairs of  JEANS.You won’t be able to walk.Ditto shoes!
Drawback: twice as much washing.
Advantage: Save money on central heating.
6.Move to  hotter country.Remember though you will be a FOREIGNER then.
So maybe not a European country?Remember ,no NHS.Remember Brexit?
7 Wear 2 nightgowns
8 Put a fleece sleeping bag between your sheets.Leave  the unzipped side on the side where you exit the bed  n the middle of the night.
9 Avoid birth control devices and be chaste.Get your partner to sleep in another fleece bag.That will make it hard for him to get near you.Don’t wrestle unless your bed is very big.You might  fall off and what would the  Fire Brigade think?
10 Do a lot of cleaning and vacuuming instead of watching TV.. it gets one warm and the room clean too.
11 Go for a run.
12 Stay in bed for 3 months till meteorological spring arrives.

• My printer ,oh what Envy;
  My Chromebook  lusts for Denby
  The seven deadly sins have come to town.
  I  guess they might be catching
  Pride and lust exacting
  So in these sins humanity might drown.
  We suffer the temptation
  Lust besets the Nation.
  Brides demand the most expensive gown.
  So sail away  or saunter
  In a boat on living water
  That will take away your tension and your frown….
  For advertisers know us
  So then they want to show us.
  How to make a payment they call down

 

Must  a bed be of infinite size
To contain aleph-null of your eyes?
I  thrash out this theme
In infinite dreams
Call it a surd to the wise.

I can’t take a date with a man
As I am counting  these sheets , aleph-one
Hercules  had it soft
In spite of his task
I  am old but have hardly begun

Topology, a branch of mathematics, is sometimes called rubber sheet geometry.It’s a sad world when mathematicians have to study the sheets of those of us who have leaky bladders.
However, if Tracy Emin’s bed is a work of art it extends the possibilities for scientists and mathematicians.And this needed because with all academics having to publish very frequently they might run out of topics.
So we might have a study of duvets and the different shapes they might assume when they are covering just one person, two people, three people and, since we are mathematicians, we could study their shapes when covering an infinite number of people.
Alternatively how about the effect of one person being covered by an infinite number of duvets?
Would it be aleph-null the infinity of the rational numbers or aleph 0ne [the infinity of the real numbers]?
Aleph one is the bigger of the two ..
Aleph is the first letter of the Hebrew alphabet… and it is used because mathematicians already have used up the Greek alphabet.
So now we use the Hebrew one which is slightly different.
If you learned calculus you will recall all those delta x’s and delta y’s.
This makes me think calculus is part of geomorphology and I do believe that geomorphology which studies the surface of the earth is linked to the love and study of the mother’s face and body by human infants.
So calculus is linked to the studied love of babies.Can it be that if you had a disturbed infancy you will find mathematics very hard? Plastic geometry and plastic surgery will be dealt with later but obviously again it is linked to love or hate of the body though our bodies are not usually made from plastic but who knows the future?