Can’t afford a vibrator?Get a nervous tic or tremor free on the NHS
Gone off sex?Try love instead
Impotent? You have diabetes.
Too lustful.Go ape.
Too shy? Become a creative genius like Newton.
Too selfish? Believe them.
Can’t afford birth control? Learn how to breastfeed in public.That works as lomg as you never go to bed.
How my heart sings 