Paranoia is the safest way

Paranoia is the safest way
To live in  this unsavoury world today
Advertisers know  the spies and MI5
Know the evil  habits of the live.

So get a doll the same size as yourself
Sit it on the sofa by the shelf
Make a short recording of your chat
Put it in the doll  under its hat

Make it say the Government is great
And Theresa May is almost your best mate.
Say you  enjoy helping MI  seven
And what an idiot was Ernest Bevin.

Say that Harold Wilson was  an error
He went to Oxford which filled him with terror.
Say that Tony Benn was almost red
The spy whom you saw underneath your bed.

What the bedroom habits were  of Lords
What the working classes thought of bawds
This useless information clogs their wires
And hence it helps the spies who are all liars.