The handyman said that in his culture they believe if someone dies they will want to persuade their loved ones to join them so you must tell them off if you see them and order them to go away.And generally be off hand and rufe
I said, Wow,what religion do you follow?
I am a Catholic he replied proudly
I never knew they taught that
No, it’s because I am from Trinidad he informed me graciously
But you are not black,are you?
Yes,I am.I am an Indian
Well, my neighbour is half Ethiopian but when the older neighbours ask where he is from I say Neasden because his mum lives there.She is white.His dad is black I guess.Why are people so curious I wonder?
We stood there as I ransacked my large blue purse to find the notes.
I have never seen my husband since he died,I told him..But I would not chase him away with my broomstick.I could not
Are you a witch with owning that broomstick , he asked with 0.6% interest
I might be but I don’t tell strangers, I told him
I am not a stranger.I am your husband.
I picked up my broomstick and whacked him one.Then I threw the £70 after him.That will show him,I thought
He thinks I am a lone woman but I have plenty of weapons in my hall.The main one is my brain.
After he had gone I realised I don’t need a door on the bedroom now.I could just have an opening and then the bathroom would be en-suite, almost.It’s like fuzzy logic.There are not just two answers…….
I said, Wow,what religion do you follow?
I am a Catholic he replied proudly
I never knew they taught that
No, it’s because I am from Trinidad he informed me graciously
But you are not black,are you?
Yes,I am.I am an Indian
Well, my neighbour is half Ethiopian but when the older neighbours ask where he is from I say Neasden because his mum lives there.She is white.His dad is black I guess.Why are people so curious I wonder?
We stood there as I ransacked my large blue purse to find the notes.
I have never seen my husband since he died,I told him..But I would not chase him away with my broomstick.I could not
Are you a witch with owning that broomstick , he asked with 0.6% interest
I might be but I don’t tell strangers, I told him
I am not a stranger.I am your husband.
I picked up my broomstick and whacked him one.Then I threw the £70 after him.That will show him,I thought
He thinks I am a lone woman but I have plenty of weapons in my hall.The main one is my brain.
After he had gone I realised I don’t need a door on the bedroom now.I could just have an opening and then the bathroom would be en-suite, almost.It’s like fuzzy logic.There are not just two answers…….
They call maths hard but it’s easier than real life…….
Ahaha
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How my heart sings 