She said,I love you rabid, yes,I do

I  thought he said he would import a loo.
What else would a virgin like me  think?
He said,I love you,baby, yes,I do

I  thought grandad  had died when he caught flu
I knew his health was always on the blink
I   wrote, you said  you would import a loo.

I fight off men by spitting super glue
I  wondered why the Queen  had pressed my link
She said,I love you rabid, yes,I do

English people always take the cue.
And peer  into  homes  through a little chink
I   say, you  have  a  super portaloo!

What makes any English virgin  blue?
It’s cold enought to make a polar blink
I  thought you said  you would, in part,  be true

I wonder why the Pope  says crosswords stink
And God stares down to watch him using ink
I  thought  John said he would import  gold too.
Then said,I love you greatly, yes,I do!