I have no microwave nor special hob
I make good food for people whom I like
It may be buttered corn upon the cob.
Into my kitchen you may lemons lob
I’ll freeze them with my magic lemon spike
I have no microwave nor special hob
I always cooked well though I had a job
I rode to work upon my ancient bike
I may have buttered corn for Uncle Bob.
I like my solitude,I fear the mob
I never smoke though I can strike a light
I haven’t microwaved induction hobs.
I like a handle better than a knob
I like conversing if I’m feeling quite.
I fry men battered horns to fill their gobs
Oh,kitchen unfit, what a dreadful sight!
Send out the men to buy me dynamite
I have no microwave nor golden hob
I always say good morning with my love.
