We need some special Christmas trained police

Ambivalent Christmas feelings rise  with ease
They fly across the room like  whistling darts.
We need some special Christmas trained police

Oh,who expects no torment at this feast?
Shall we resent the piercing of our hearts?
Ambivalent Christmas feelings rise like geese

Some  enraged by Santa’s   late demise
Tear up parcels  and will not take  part
We need some  clever Christmas trained police.

What is Christian ,what comes from that beast
Slouching towards Bethlehem all night
Ambivalent, prayer-less feelings rise to tease.

They say the first are last for Christ’s release.
The Cardinals each hurry with their light
Who asks  wisdom  from disdained  old priests?

Will all the family stand and make a fight?
To kinder hearts that seems more wrong than right
Ambivalent Christmas feelings spoil our feast
We need some  well lit Christmas trees , at least.