He downsized to a house in Beirut

My doctor was n’t highly astute
He downsized to a  house in Beirut
He said he was deaf
But nevertheless
A chauffeur was hard to recruit.

My dentist came from  Judea  last year
But we call it the West Bank down here
But North,East or South
To tell you the truth
The politics are   projections of fear.

The chiropodist  came here from Ceylon
She came with false eyebrows glued on
For  her thyroid was low
And one way it shows
Is the hair we once had is now  gone.

So  thyroid deprivation’s  effects
Mean you don’t need a  Brazilian  wax
For our hairs are so weak
They fall off with no tweak
But we will not let them labelled as lax.

Now women are not shaved to give birth
So why  treat this terrain with a curse?
A man  who’s mature
Will not do a detour
If a   few curls  protect  his  wife’s pur