How to handle things.[what sort ?}
How to cope in a crisis … catch a train to Aberdeen?
Why or how your finger length reveals your gender [Take a ruler on a date]
Which microwave to buy [Making unstated assumptions;some of us either have none or plan to steal one]
Why you need both metal and silicon whisks.[Seems so obvious]
Why you need to keep lots of frozen pasta in your kitchen [Try turning off the radiator first and checking the ovens]
Which six cookery books are the best? [Look up restaurants on your smartphone instead] I wonder how many this person has checked.I find ones written for catering colleges are better and cheaper.
Why you should never take a bath [I find a handbag is quite sufficient].
How to entertain at home. [Fall out of bed?][ Fall into bed]
How to keep your husband happy [Freeze him?]
Why you should never forget your wedding anniversary [Am I married?]
How to have the best number of children [ Yes, it’s all under our total control]
How to keep your teeth super clean [Stop eating and die?]
Are you bored of sex? [No,I’m bored of the city ]
How to cure loneliness. [Buy a microwave and some cookery books]
How to get your bounce back [Buy a dunlopillo mattress?]
Should you take vitamins? [Where to?]
How to cure your cat. [Is it a ham?]
How to shred wheat. [ Buy Weetabix?]
How to catch cold [open the cat flap?]
How my heart sings 