Cats are never restless nor much bored

I gave my cat a little  pointed hat
To make him seem  less serious than before
To help him  sit in joy  upon his mat

Tell me why does butter come in pats?
And why have polished handles on the floor?
I  lent my cat a little  silken hat

Wherever I go, there the cat is sat;
My tenses are amix  I do deplore
Yet I’ll  help  the grammar please you  on this  writ.

Would a  little cat vote Democrat?
Would liberty create the wish for more?
I  lent my cat a little   knitted hat

On the door I hear a ra ta tat!
From Amazon ,I’ve bought a breast of drawers
To help my puss   be tidy on his mat

Cats are never restless nor much bored
They pay no tax and often are adored
I gave my cat a little  cashmere hat
What would Father Christmas make of that?