Randomly selected classic rejection notice: Agnes: The movie dragged me through a muddy pit of bad dialogue. The action scenes were long and boring. I fell asleep twenty minutes in and didn’t wake up until the guy who sweeps up bashed my knee with a broom.
Trout: And you gave it five stars?
Agnes: It was the most relaxed I’d been in months. — Tony Cochran, Agnes, Oct. 6, 2011
How my heart sings 